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Chapter 50
Born Again: A Journey of Love Rediscovered Novel Chapter 50
After walking Nancy Feng, John Qin returned to the dormitory along the night. As soon as he opened the door, a burst of thick smoke suddenly hit his face, choking him and immediately took a few steps back.
"You took advantage of my absence to order the dormitory?" John Qin's eyebrows stood up.
Joe Zhou chuckled: "Brother John, why did you come back so late?"
"I have something to do. I went out to have a meal."
John Qin walked in, fanned twice with his hand, and observed carefully that Joe Zhou was playing with his mobile phone, Charles Cao was still posting frantically, and the source of the smoke came from Zachary Ren.
This guy was sitting on a chair, looking numbly at the night outside the window. He held a half-burned cigarette in his hand. A droopy slipper hung on his left foot. There were cigarette butts all over the floor under his feet. Look. He looked very decadent, and his eyes had lost their light.
This scene looks familiar, Fire Cloud Evil God?
John Qin looked at Joe Zhou with a strange look on his face: "What's wrong with Lao Ren? Are you cultivating immortality?"
"He wanted to ask Pan Xiu out today, but it turned out that Pan Xiu was having a heated fight with a junior in our department. They were very ambiguous, and..."
"Stop, stop, stop."
John Qin immediately stopped him from speaking, with an upright look on his face: "Old Ren must be feeling very bitter right now. You still want to help him recall it. This is very unethical!"
Joe Zhou immediately shut up after hearing this, while Zachary Ren cast a grateful look.
There is no shame in liking someone, but watching the person you like being flirted with by another man and then being teased by your roommate makes everyone feel uncomfortable.
John Qin changed his clothes, turned on his computer, entered the administrator's backend, and started checking the website.
Mimi Shi had already obtained an account and began to serialize his own original novel, with a first volume of 30,000 words. However, because there were no real users on the platform, he did not receive much feedback.
In addition, the literary agency led by Dong Wong has opened an internal account and is uploading manuscripts one after another.
The most awesome one is Charles Cao. He obviously doesn’t get paid, but the series “My Simple Life of a Rich Second Generation” has been updated to the 35th post.
John Qin clicked in and took a cursory look.
Charles Cao, a dogecoin, is no longer satisfied with showing off in real life, and has begun to steal pictures from the Internet to show off.
When it comes to wine tasting, Lao Cao said that Lafite is his younger brother and he usually blows on the bottle. A real man should drink Romanee-Conti, the pinnacle red wine from the oldest winery in France.
In the famous watch
Chapter, Lao Cao said that Rolex is only worn by rich people. He generally likes to buy Patek Philippe, and he also likes Patek Philippe's advertising slogans. No one can own Patek Philippe, it is just kept for the next generation.
In the Chapter about the girlfriend of the school belle, Lao Cao said that he was madly pursued by the high school belle and was very distressed because he preferred his fairy-like cutie, but the high school belle kept pestering her and refused to let him go. He asked netizens online for help on what they should do.
John Qin was slightly startled and thought to himself: Why the hell am I looking in the mirror again?
"Lao John, when will this website be able to post videos? I want to upload a fitness video showing my abdominal muscles." Charles Cao suddenly turned his head.
John Qin was stunned when he heard this: "You have abdominal muscles?"
"I have the hands to download."
"Oh, it's a hybrid between Chinese and English. It's really cool. Let's wait for the video function, it's still under development."
Charles Cao pursed his lips and looked a little regretful that he could not post the video. This feeling of arousal could never reach its peak.
John Qin ignored him and turned around to check the background data. As he looked, he suddenly discovered a real-person account that was registered a minute ago - Nancy Feng, the girl with the magic eye.
Oh, by the way, someone in their dormitory asked them to help them experience the website during dinner. Nancy Feng probably heard this, so she registered an account as soon as she got back.
John Qin crossed his legs and stared at the screen while drinking Coke, trying to see what the little rich woman was going to post.
This is the Internet, and for those with permission, no Internet user has any right to privacy online.
Hiding, being invisible to someone, being visible only to oneself are all bullshit, and they are all nothing in the eyes of the administrator.
Nancy Feng, the girl with magic eyes: "What should I do if I'm a little scared of people?"
After triggering the keyword [what to do], the automatic reply program immediately took effect.
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so great, you can definitely do it! Come on!"
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!"
Magic Eye Girl Nancy Feng: "What should I do if I don't know how to chat with people?"
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so great, you can definitely do it! Come on!"
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!"
Seeing this scene, John Qin's Coke almost spurted out of his nostrils.
He found that these automatic reply snake oils actually had an obvious loophole, that is, if the same keywords were triggered continuously, almost the same answer would be obtained.
This won't work. We have to ask Susan to repair it before promotion.
At the same time, the little rich woman was still posting questions, but she didn’t seem to feel the weird content of the reply, or maybe she hadn’t seen the reply yet because of a system delay.
Magic Eye Girl Nancy Feng: "What should I do if I want to hang out with a boy every day?"
Magic Eye Girl Nancy Feng: "Why do you feel a little itchy when you go out to play with a boy?"
Seeing this, John Qin suddenly put down his legs, his eyes were slightly dazed, and there seemed to be an inexplicable feeling in his heart, which made him slightly restless.
Magic Eye Girl Nancy Feng: "Can good friends live together for a lifetime?"
Magic Eye Girl Nancy Feng: "Do you think the name John Qin sounds nice?"
After the latest two questions appeared, Nancy Feng seemed to have noticed that there was something wrong with the responses on this website, so he never made any new inquiries.
John Qin looked at those questions and couldn't help but chuckle. Then he was slightly confused for a while, and then quickly ignored the ripples in his heart.
Don't even talk about love and dogs, making money is the king, don't think about those messy things.
John Qin opened QQ and reported back to Susan the problem he had just discovered, and asked her to modify the automatic reply to avoid the same reply after keywords were triggered continuously.
After the chat, John Qin planned to turn off the computer and go to sleep, but found that Nancy Feng's account lit up again.
Nancy Feng, the girl with magic eyes: "Can you tell me what liking is?"
John Qin's breathing stagnated slightly and he immediately turned off the computer.
It's over, the seal on my heart seems to be really loose.
No, no, I have to find some cement to seal my heart.
"Old Zhou, tell me what happened to Zachary Ren just now. The more detailed the better, and the more heart-wrenching the better!"
Zachary Ren raised his head fiercely, his whole face turned green: "I'm so fucking sad, Lao John, are you embarrassed? You're so immoral!"
John Qin spat at him: "Did you tell Pan Xiu that I thought about morality when I was chasing others for three years? Hurry up, Lao Zhou, hurry up!"
"Okay!" Joe Zhou felt super excited.
He is from the south, and his dialect accent is quite strong, but don't tell me, this little accent is quite interesting when telling stories.
According to what he said, this morning Zachary Ren sprayed half a kilogram of gel water and mustered up the courage to ask Pan Xiu out. As soon as he arrived at the bottom of the girls' dormitory, he saw Pan Xiu and a senior having a fight at the door. They were talking and laughing, and even the shoulder straps were almost exposed.
Zachary Ren was already wilting. When he returned to the dormitory, he started smoking hard, making the whole dormitory seem to be on fire.
"Pan Xiu, okay? The military training isn't over yet, and you even know the seniors?"
After hearing this, John Qin felt stable and his heart was sealed with cement. Love is indeed a fantasy, and making money is the right way.
It’s so exciting!
I'll let Lao Zhou speak again tomorrow morning, which will probably keep me awake all day.